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Hello!
I am Dr. Fredrick Finkleshitz.
and today, we will be talking about vampires.
Vampires have 2 sharp pointy teeth
that they use to bite people and suck their blood.
[sucking noise] Mmmmmm, delicious!
[slurping]
Can I have some more please?
NO! Not until you have had your vegetables.
Now vampires can also turn into a bat.
[making bat noices]
Just like that.
They are afraid of garlic and sunlight
and they do not appear in reflections on mirrors.
Now, be very, very careful because there could be a vampire RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!! [Finkleshitz intensifies]
[scream] JOSEPH! Do you think vampires are real?
Dude, I don't know but I don't wanna get bit!
Me either!
Like it when I bite you Ken?
Wait. Wait, WHAT?!
CODY!
Uh! What?
What were you doing?!
I was making out with Ken. Why?
Because you said you were biting him!
Yeah!
Oh yeah, he's into that. I bite Ken all the time...
OOOOOOH!
Dude, did you hear him?
He said he bites them all the time!
Like a Vampire!
Yeah! Like a Vampire!
Cody? Uh, uh, are you a Vampire?
No Junior! What would you make I was a vampire?
Cause' you were just biting Ken!
And Dr. Finkleshitz said that Vampires bite you all the time!
Ya!
That Doesn't Make Me a vampire Junior that just makes me kinky (OR GAY)
Joseph, Did You See What I Just See?!
What?
Cody Has 2 Teeth!
Oh My God! I Didn't Notice That!!(Junior only has one tooth and Joseph is toothless)
Just Like A Vampire! Uh-Uh Cody How May Teeth Do You Have?
Uh... 2 teeth, why?
Because, Vampires Have 2 fangy teeth!
Its Proof, You're a vampire Cody!
Yeah, You're a vampire!
Junior, I Have always had 2 fangy teeth, you never mentioned it before...
But you're always talking about sucking stuff!
Yeah!
Well Yeah, But-But Not Blood.
So that proves it, you're a vampire Cody!
I'm not a vampire, Junior!
Then Prove It!!!
Well, how am I gonna prove it?!
Uh, How About We Go Into The Bathroom And see if you have a reflection in the mirror. (Proof that Cody is not a vampire!
Yeah..
And If You Don't Have a reflection then you're a vampire!
That's not going to prove anything Junior!
Yes it is! Come on!
Yeah, Take him to the bathroom.
Alright Cody, let's see if you have a reflection.
(Gasp)
Dude!!!!
Cody! You don't have a reflection!
Guys, It's kind of embarrassing to say this
But, I was born without a reflection.
What? You Were Born Without A reflection?
Yeah..
How Is that even possible?
Yeah?
I Don't Know
My-My Mom Drank When She Was Pregnant
And I was Just Born Without A Reflection
I've been made fun of a lot...
Okay, I don't really wanna talk about it...
Okay, well this proves That you're a vampire.
No It's a medical disorder-er
(small gasp)
Ok, Fine.
I'm Gonna Find Another Way To Prove That You're A Vampire, Come on.
Alright Cody!
So You Don't have a reflection,
And You Have Fangy teeth,
And You Like To Suck Stuff,
And Bite people , You're A Vampire!
Yeah.
Junior, I Can Understand Why You Would Think I'm A Vampire But I'm Not!
Oh Yeah? Well Then, Why Don't We Ever See You Outside During The Sunlight?
Huh?
Yeah Because You're a Vampire?
No, You've Seen Me Outside During The Sunlight Tons Of Times!
When?
Well, Like-Like I Go To School During The Day
And We Played Outside
And I Had A Lemonade Stand
And-And The Pokemon Series, What Ever Happened To That?
Well....
Good Points, Cody...
JUNIOR!!!!!
(Sigh) Your Food's Ready! Come On!!! It's Time To Eat Dinner! (Chef Pee Pee Not Happy)
Alright Guys So Uh, Dinner's Ready So Uh We'll Settle This After Dinner!
Yeah.
Come On Let's Eat.
Alright Guys, Bon Appetiti
Chef Pee Pee, What is this?
Its Just Pasta With Garlic, Eat Up... God!
EW, I hate Garlic!
(LOUD GASPS)
Joseph, Did You Hear That?!
Yeah Dude, He Said He Hates Garlic!
He's a Vampire!
He has to be...
Cody, You're A Vampire, You Don't Like Garlic!
Junior, Come On, I'm Allergic To Garlic.
Uh-hun, That's An Excuse Because You're A Vampire!
Junior, I've Always Hated Garlic!
And What Are You Drinking, Blood?
(Loud Gasps)
BLOOD?!
Hawaiian Punch.
It looks like blood! x2
Hawaiian, PUNCH!
Its Red Like Blood! You're A Vampire!
It says Hawaiian Punch, Right There On The Bottle!
You're A Vampire Cody, Just Admit it!
Alright Fine Junior, I'm A Vampire.
*Taunting Blah Noises*
HE'S A VAMPIRE!
Come On, Guys... *sigh*
AHHH! Joseph, Cody Admitted That He's A Vampire!
I Know Dude, What Are We Gonna do?!
I Don't Know
You Guys Are Being Ridiculous.
*Screams*
VAMPIRE!! Get away from us!!
Yea, We Don't Want You To Bite Us!
I'm Not Gonna Bite You!
Well, What If You Turn Into A Bat?
Yea?
Oh, You Wanna See Me Turn Into A Bat?
Here. *Puts down baseball bat
He turned into a bat! Let's get out of here!
Get Out, Let's GO!!
Alright, You Know What Guys? I'm going Home, And I'm Taking This Bat With Me.
*Screams*
Joseph, Cody Turned Into A Bat!
I Know Dude!
What Are We Gonna Do? If He Bites Us We'll Die!
Oh I know I know
Okay
We Have To Kill Cody Before He Kills Us
Yeah Yeah We Should
But How Do You Kill A Vampire
Uhhhh!! Ummm!
Dude What About Garlic
Garlic???
Yeah If He Eats Garlic He's Gonna Die
What really oh yeah! Dr. FinkleShitz Said that garlic would kill a vampire
YEAH!
OH Oh okay so what if we took garlic rubbed it on Ken's Mouth
And Cody Started Making Out With Ken, Then He Would Die!
Dude That's Genius!
Ok let's do that x2
YEAH!!!!
Alright Joseph I Put Ken In His Sleeveless Tux
Because I know Cody can't resist him when he's wearing that
Dude That's Smart!
So I'm Gonna Take This Garlic Rub It All Over His Mouth And Bye Bye Vampire
HAHA I Like It I like it
Yeah, take this vampire
OO OO make sure you get it all in there dude
Yeah, It's in his mouth
Yeah!!!
KEN!!!!
Dude Its Cody, Cody's Coming
EHEH
Ken!!! Oh Hey Guys I Forgot Ken Don't worry, I'm Not Gonna Bite You
Well Good
Wait Junior Why is Ken in his sleeveless tux
He said he wanted to look good for you so he could make out with you
What really but Ken we already made out
Well he said he didn't get enough
REALLY!!!!!!!
Yeah enough of you're mouth
OK!!!!
He said he wants to get in a tongue fight with you
OH alright Yeah!!!
He said he want's too clean your teeth with his tongue
OK!!!!!!!!
Yeah, he says he wants to do the hoke poke with your mouth
What?
Dude Thats Kissing!
Yeah!
OH OK!
Yeah, so you should make out with him
Here I come big boy!
*Interesting Noises* (Cody Making Out With Ken On The Mouth)
Ken what's wrong with you're mouth
YAY!!!!!!! Die Vampire 2x
Junior What did you do?
I Rubbed Garlic All Over Ken's mouth Because I knew You Would Kiss Him
UH HUH
Yeah!
I'm having an allergic reaction!
YAYYYYYY!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE Vampire!
Call 911 (Coughs) (Dies)
YAYYY!!!! Die Vampire
Yeah Yeah, you died vampire!
Yeah I didn't want him biting us right Yeah get out of here vampire DIE DIE
Alright, Let's call a doctor and make sure he's dead
Yeah Let's do it dude
Yeah! x2 WOO! Take it! Suck it! Take it! (Gibberish) Yeah! (Doorbell Noise)
Hello!!! uh did somebody call a doctor
WE DID BECAUSE WE JUST KILLED SOMEBODY!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH!
YEAH!
MURDER! (Cheering)
YOU'RE THE MAN JOSEPH, NO YOU'RE THE MAN BRO
YOU'RE THE MAN
GIVE ME HIGH FIVE
(More Cheering)
ALRIGHT LETS GO SEE THAT BODY!
(Cheering)
Yeah! A Dead Body!
Where's that dead body at!!!!!?
Logan Paul In A NutShell
THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE
YEAH!!!!!
W-W-Woah you were being serious?!
YEAH HE'S DEAD AF YEAH
What did you do?
Well obviously he's a vampire
We don't want vampires in this house no way
What makes you think he's a vampire?
Look at the fangs the pointy teeth that screams vampire
ok yeah I see that
Since he's a vampire we didn't wanna get bit and possibly die so we killed the vampire
So Vampires can't have Garlic and we took Garlic
Put it all on that Ken doll because he always make out with it for some reason
And then he uh, had an allergic reaction and died
Okay, hold on one minute.
Did you say garlic?
(Interesting Noises Intensifies) (Ken Got Cheated by Brooklyn Guy) (Brooklyn Making Out With Ken) (Kinda)
I um... I like garlic.
(More Interesting Noises) (No not again) (Cody Shakes On Couch)
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